If not slain, at least brought to its knees!

There is a party on the streets!
No cloud can constrain the rays of the sun as she shines like never before!
Water is turning to wine and beer doesn't give you hangovers (I hope)!
Yes. Today is a great day. A day for celebrating, a day for making merry (or love, if you're luckier than me)!

Now, it may be true that I still don't have a job. And it is equally true that my money is running low. In fact, it's probably quite honest and realistic to say that if things don't change soon, I'll be eating peanut butter sandwiches morn', noon and night!
But I'm not gonna let that little dilemma piss in the proverbial beer today. Oh no. Today is for rejoicing, and rejoice I shall.

This isn't a football thing, this isn't a Star Wars thing and no, I've not even found Robbie yet either.
No, today news has reached these far and distant shores (well, 'far and distant' being relative to where you're reading...) of one of the great beasts of our time being netted and dragged to the floor, screaming and kicking, hollering and wailing. Yes! The Dutch government has imploded!

Let me give you a few dots silence so you can regain your composure.
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Regained it yet? Okay, I'll give you a few more...
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Yes! D66, one of the three Dutch coalition parties (and reknown for having only one policy: beheading the monarchy) has stabbed the Dutch government in the back, and a-fallin' it is! Oh joy! Oh Celebration! One right-wing spreader of evil less on our little planet!

D66 (God bless their little souls) finally had enough of the immigration minister Rita (spit on the floor) Verdonk, the most Right-wing, Randian imbecil to curse the streets of Europe since Satan's shite stain (or Thatcher as she's sometimes called) exploded on the scene. And not a moment too soon... in fact, I'd dare say about three years too late... but as the saying goes: Better late than fucking never!
Rita just deported one child too many, lied one whopper of a fib too habitually, sent way too many dossiers off to the Congo and tripped over her own bloopers too often to bother mentioning.
D66 stabbed her as the Beelzebub spawn that she is over something quite trivial (compared to the attrocities she's continued); poetic in a Capone sort of a way.

From the BBC:
The Dutch government has resigned because of an internal dispute about the Immigration Minister, Rita Verdonk.

Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Haha cough

From the same BBC:
A junior partner in the coalition, the centrist D-66 party, walked out after failing to get Mrs Verdonk sacked. It objected to the way she had handled the citizenship case of a Somali-born Dutch MP, Ayaan Hirsi Ali.

Oh the irony! Hirsi Ali being as right-wing and nausiating as Rita (spit on the floor) Verdonk!
Hahahaha

And this too is from the BBC:
Mrs Verdonk is known as "Iron Rita" for her tough stance on immigration issues.

Yes. Let's melt her down and re-mould her into something useful. A metal latrine or something.

I can just see her crawling on the floor towards Balkenende, the Dutch prime-minister... oh sorry, I mean EX-DUTCH PRIME-MINISTER hahahaha... her green blood dripping behind her making little bubbly noises as it seeps into the cracks on the floor. I can hear her whining and moaning; screaming and screeching like a banshee. Squirming and gargling like Gollum on an Orc torture rack...
Balkenende bubbling like her blood, tears flowing down his face in a John Majoresque fashion: "Oh Rita... what will become of us?" He'll wail in self pity. And I can just about hear Rita (spit on the floor) Verdonk's last words: "...you'll have to go and live with your mum again... I'm just gonna get pissed on..."

Hahahaha

Life is good and it is now time for beer!

The BBC website:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/5132832.stm